Welcome Kit

I think gyms should offer a Welcome Kit. It would be available to new members or those who haven't been there in six months or more. It would include: a hand towel (to wipe off equipment), a water bottle, a mini stick of deodorant, a magazine, a bottle of advil, and a bullet to bite on for when you get out of bed the next morning. H.o.l.y. c.r.a.p.